He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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