Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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