Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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