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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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