question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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