Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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(815): View more from Illinois

its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young

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(718): View more from New York

I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.

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(805): View more from California

Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS

(443): View more from Maryland

I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.

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