my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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