Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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