Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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