Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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