You just made me feel so damn special
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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