Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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