If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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