dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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