Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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