Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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