I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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