my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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