kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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