That's intense
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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