White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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