Duck Duck Cougar?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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