I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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