Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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