He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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