I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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