drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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