went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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