he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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