So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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