Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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