well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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