did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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