we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I would ride that face into the sunset
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