im about as happy as oj after his trial
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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