its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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