i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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