why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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