Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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