My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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