if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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