she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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