In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Semen is not good for contacts.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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