Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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