Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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