i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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