gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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