I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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