I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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