I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
