1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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