If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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