I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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