Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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