I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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