my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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