It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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