My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
